share 2 hamsap joke with u all :

1) There are 70 ways to make a gals happy,1st way is bring them shopping,the rest is 69.

2) Few days ago when i was chatting wif my frenz,this is our conversation:

xxxx: That guy ah really nice,came early every morning to make protein breakfast for me.

me: Now he prepare protein for u,later he's going to prepare sperm for u...

it might not as funny as u tot, but it applied on me :)

Have a nice day!